The 501: Questionable questionnaires

“At what age did you start smoking?”That was the first question on the register-aheadof- time questionnaire I filled out for my orthopedist. I’m not blaming him. He’s probably never eyeballed one of those questionnaires — either filled out or not. My res ponse was something like this: “Is this a trick question? I’ve never smok e d . When I smoke my first pack, you’ll be t...

To access content, please login or purchase a subscription.